Because there is not enough lesbian eye-candy

[Fill this out and send it to me? I’m just curious how many the typical lesbian might fall into to. I won’t publish you, but if I can manage to get at least 10 replies, then I’ll post anonymously how many out of 10 answered a certain way, or I’ll take a tally of different answers. I wanna see how stereotypical you are or aren’t. Please don’t be offended by the stereotypes because that is the purpose of the survey. Please be honest! Answer all of them or just one, whatever suits you. You’re also free to ask me lesbian stereotype questions that are on, or not on, this survey if you feel so inclined because that’s only fair.]

1. Do you hit it and quit it?

2. Are you a u-hauler?

3. Are you a gold star?

4. Strap-ons. Yay or nay? Wearer, receiver, or both?

1. I only like to give, but I don’t receive.
2. I only like to receive, but I don’t give.
3. No thanks to any strap-ons.
4. I like giving AND receiving equally.
5. I primarily give, but sometimes or rarely receive, esp if it makes her happy.
6. I primarily receive, but sometimes or rarely give, esp if it makes her happy.

5. Which best describes you regarding oral sex?

1. I only like to give, but I don’t receive.
2. I only like to receive, but I don’t give.
3. No thanks to any oral.
4. I like giving AND receiving equally.
5. I primarily give, but sometimes or rarely receive, esp if it makes her happy.
6. I primarily receive, but sometimes or rarely give, esp if it makes her happy.

6. Do you drink and/or smoke to greater excess than the average citizen?

7. Do you like motorcycles or do you own a motorcycle or two-wheeled vehicle?

8. Do you like or wear plaid/flannel?

9. Do you like beer?

10. Do you own or would you enjoy owning a cat? (costs and allergies aside)

11. Do you own or would you enjoy owning a dog? (costs and allergies aside)

12. Are you a feminist?

13. Do you wear make-up on a regular basis or go all natural?

14. How long is your ring finger in comparison to your index finger, and with which sexual orientation would you most closely identify?

15. Do you or would you like to own a truck?

16. How long is your hair?

17. Has your hair ever been buzzed either fully or partially, or an unnatural color?

18. What is your favorite thing about a woman?

19. Do you prefer songs with female vocalists or male vocalists?

20. Did you enjoy “The L Word?”

21. Are you a vegan or vegetarian? Or do you, perhaps, eat even more meat than the average hetero woman?

22. Are you an environmentalist or do you recycle?

23. Are you more interested in love or sex?

24. Do you like to cuddle? (because supposedly women are more cuddly, right?)

25. What kind of shoes do you wear? (heels, sneakers, converse, ect)

26. What size breasts would you prefer to have? Small or big?

27. What size breasts do you find more attractive on others?

28. Do/did people call you a tomboy or are you ever mistaken for a boy?

29. Do you wear dresses?

30. All natural, trim, or shave?

31. Perfume or cologne? Men’s bodywash, women’s bodywash, or do you look for something neutral?

32. Boxers or briefs or cute and/or sexy feminine underwear?

33. Regular bras, push-up/specially designed bras, or sports bras? (or a binder?)

34. Do you play or enjoy watching sports? Or do you at least enjoy playing, whether or not it’s on a organized team?

35. Do you work in a more male-dominated field than other women?

36. Do like to wear bow-tie, ties, or suits?

37. Are you an artist or have artistic talents and/or hobbies of some sort?

38. Are your fingernails short or long?

39. Are you into fitness and/or work out regularly?

40. Would you say you’re more, less, or equally interested in sex as your typical hetero woman friends?

41. Is your voice deeper than average?

42. Do you think you have a greater or smaller income or income potential than your non-lesbian friends?

43. Given only an appearance to go on, and without details about a woman’s personality, would you be more attracted to masculinity, femininity, or androgyny?

44. Do you frequent the bar or lesbian bar scene?

45. Are you more feminine, masculine, or androgynous?

46. How many tattoos do you have?

47. Do you watch porn?

1. No
2. Yes, often
3. Yes, rarely
4. I don’t know if I’d want to or not
5. Soft only
6. Hardcore
7. Gross! 
8. I take issue with the porn industry.

48. Do you walk, or sit, or have posture that other people regard as lesbian?

49. Fill in the blank with your own question and answer.